im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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