Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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