Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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