just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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