Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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