You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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