you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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