Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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