...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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