Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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