Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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