i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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