roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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