I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
