i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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