im gay
i know
yea but for you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
God, I missed his penis.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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