If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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