if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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