You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
farters have to be the big spoon...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Randomize
