I am in a vortex of obligation.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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