just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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