Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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