i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
