If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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