I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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