I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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