Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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