Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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