okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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