Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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