I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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