Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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