Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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