based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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