He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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