So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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