Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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