i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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