I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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