using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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