it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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