I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
4 words: hood of his car
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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