we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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