You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I can't turn off my feet"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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