we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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