One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
