How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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