We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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