Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
