worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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