awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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