Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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